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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:30

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does it feel like music today is boring?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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